Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Christmas Mixes

Classic
Bing Crosby "White Christmas"
Brenda Lee "Rockin Around the Christmas Tree"
Perry Como "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Dean Martin "Let it Snow"
nat king cole "Hark the Herald Angel Sing"
Drifters "White Christmas"
Frank Sinatra "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"
Bing Crosby "Silver Bells"
"Baby It's Cold Outside"
Ella Fitzgerald "Sleigh Ride"
Thurl Ravenscroft "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
Eartha Kitt "Santa Baby"
Roy Orbison "Pretty Paper"
Judy Garland "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Julie Andrews "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear"
Perry Como "There's no place like home for the holidays"
nat king cole "Christmas Song"

new school

  • "Dolly Parton" -- Winter Wonderland

"Christmas in LA" -- VulfPeck


Sunday, November 15, 2015

Mulan
Hunchback
Brave little toaster
short films
Hercules
James Peach
Chicken Run

Saturday, November 7, 2015

All-Modern Offensive Line

All-Modern Offensive Line

This is the O-Line I will use if I decide that adequate weight is a pre-requisite to playing the position.

Bruce Matthews                                  Dermonnti Dawson (Reserve: Kevin Mawae)
Larry Allen, Will Shields                                                     (Reserve: Alan Faneca)
Jonathan Ogden, Willie Roaf                         Walter Jones

Friday, September 25, 2015

Snub Justifications

Most people would be shocked to find the below players missing from my roster. Here, I present my arguments against each player. I'm obviously not refuting all possible players, so I'm only addressing ones here that are especially controversial or help to illuminate my thought process:

Shutdown Corners: Deion Sanders, Darrell Green, and Mike Haynes are the first names that come to mind when you think of a shutdown corner. But while the term has gained popularity in recent years, the concept is a familiar one for the opponents of my CB selections:
Lane
Blount
Adderley

And on a philosophical level, I firmly reject the notion of the shutdown corner. Anybody can get beat on a given play, even Sanders. However, I must admit the rule changes around pass-interference have certainly privileged speed over physicality, and I don't believe my picks could copy the style of the above players. But like I said in the blog, I want the hardest hitters and I've designed a system around their abilities.

Quarterbacks

Johnny Unitas: If Johnny Unitas maintained the dominance from his early NFL seasons throughout his career, he would be the starting quarterback of this team. I think Johnny Unitas's legacy is partly a function of being in the right place at the right time. He was the best quarterback in the league in the first few seasons that football overtook baseball as our national pastime. In the end, Starr had a better career than Unitas.

Dan Marino: If you were going to draw a picture of everything you wanted in a quarterback -- physicality, throwing motion, arm strength, height -- it would look a helluva lot like Dan Marino. The main consideration here is of course his lack of a ring. But if I were going purely on film, I'd go with Marino.

Peyton Manning: Greatest regular season quarterback of the modern era, but struggled in the post-season.

Otto Graham: Otto Graham is the most dominant regular season quarterback of all-time. However, his 10 championship appearances and 7 rings belie the statistical truth that he struggled in the post-season. First and foremost, he played in an era where the top 2 regular season teams would usually advance directly to the championship game (as did Starr in the first half of his career), so there's no opportunity to choke in the playoffs. His first 4 rings came in the less competitive All-America Football Conference. In the NFL, he went 3-3 in championship games. For comparison, Starr went 5-1. In his 12 career post-season appearances, he ringed in a mediocre 67.4 post-season passer rating and threw more picks than TDs (14-17). In Starr's 10 post-season appearances, he ringed-in the highest post-season passer rating of all-time at 104.8 and threw 15 TDs and 3 picks.

Sammy Baugh: (Edit: This passage was written when I had Luckman at #3). The analysts at the Cold Hard Football Facts argued that Sammy Baugh is the 3rd best quarterback of all time (behind Starr and Montana), and put Luckman outside the top 10. In general, I think they are one of the best available sources for objective football journalism. But the perpetual boner they have for Sammy Baugh has clearly affected the bloodflow to their brains. By most measures, Luckman was the superior quarterback of the era. Let's look at the cold hard facts:

Who has the higher career passer rating? Luckman.
Who has the higher career YPA, a CHFF favorite statistic? Luckman.
Who has the higher career post-season passer rating? Luckman.
Who has the lower post-season interception rate? Luckman.
Who has more rings? Luckman.

Baugh has more career passing yards and touchdowns than Luckman, but by the very measures that CHFF values the most in their assessment of Starr, Luckman is ahead of Baugh.

Runningbacks

Emmitt Smith: Yes, he has the record. No, stats aren't everything. I think a side-by-side of the highlight reels definitely makes clear that he's not number one. One of the greats, but not a top 3 pick.

Adrian Peterson: Peterson is arguably a better pure runner than Payton, but it's super close and Payton is a better receiver and would be a stronger special teams contributor, so I'm happy to keep him in the 3rd spot.








Thursday, September 24, 2015

Monday, September 14, 2015

Key and Peele

1) East-West Bowl
2) I Said Biiiiiiiiitch
3) Anger Translator
4) Liam Neesons
5) Auction Block
6) Substitute Teacher
7) Dueling Hats
8) Continental Breakfast
9) A Cappella
10) Bling Beezy vs Da Struggle


a cappella
gay marriage legalized
you can do anything
sexy vampire
alien imposters
bling beezy and da struggle

Sunday, June 21, 2015

My All-Time NFL Team

Hey, I'm Bob.
Here are my thoughts on the all-time NFL team. I've written more than is probably healthy.

Gameday Roster
QB: Tom Brady.                                      Bart Starr                   
HB: Jim Brown.                                      Barry SandersWalter Payton 
FB: Marion Motley.                               
TE: John Mackey.                                  Mike Ditka, Tony GonzalezRob Gronkowski
C: Dwight Stephenson.                           Bruce Matthews
G: John Hannah, Jim Parker.                Larry Allen

DT: Joe Greene
.                                         Alan Page,  Aaron Donald 
DE:  Reggie White, Deacon Jones.                Bruce Smith
MLB: Dick Butkus.                                         Ray Lewis 
CB: Dick Lane, Mel Blount.                           Herb Adderley Rod Woodson Charles Woodson       
S: Ronnie Lott, Ed Reed, Troy Polamalu                                            

P: Ray Guy.                            Adam Vinatieri
K: Adam Vinatieri.                Ray Guy
KR/PR: Devin Hester.           Rod Woodson
LS:  Bobby Bell.                 Bruce Matthews                                 
H: Ray Guy.                            Steve Tasker

Reserves:  Joe Montana, Bronko Nagurski, Jim Otto, Terrell Owens, Gino MarchettiJack Lambert,                                                Emlen Tunnell

( )  reserve replacement

Responses to probable questions and objections...

Honorable Mentions: There are over 200 players in the NFL Hall of Fame (and many more who surely will be), all of  whom would obviously be outstanding players on this team. The following players are some of the more obvious candidates that were edged out by only slightly superior talent: Johnny Unitas, Dan Marino, Emmitt Smith, Adrian Peterson, Lorenzo Neal, Kellen Winslow, Randall McDaniel,  Jonathan Ogden, Art Shell, Warren Sapp, Vince Wilfork, Lee Roy Selmon, Michael Strahan, Demarcus Ware, Mike Singletary, Willie Brown, Ken Houston, Larry Wilson. 

Depth: I have 27 players on offense, 23 on defense, and 3 on special teams (23, 20, and 3 dressed).  I've structured the roster so that I can absorb 2 injuries at most positions during a single game. Rod and Charles Woodson can play both CB and S for a super-versatile secondary (Lott could potentially play CB but he was always more of a safety). I have only one fullback dressed, but a TE will do in a pinch. I have only two middle linebackers dressed, but Hendricks is a fine 3rd string option. Ray Guy is my emergency quarterback, as he was with the Raiders.  My biggest weakness is at Center, so I'm crossing my fingers that Dwight Stephenson and Bruce Matthews don't go down in the same game (perhaps Larry Allen can put in some reps at Center). My special teams players have each both kicked and punted in college, so they are each other's emergency backup. 

Bart Starr as #2 QB: While few would be surprised with Tom Brady or Joe Montana on the roster, most people do not have Starr in their top 10, let alone their top 3. But like Brady and Montana, Starr has incredible regular season stats (in his era) and was a true leader on a championship dynasty team. He also boasts the #1 post-season passer rating of all-time.  The fact that these three won 7, 5, and 4 championships respectively is not a coincidence. Special thanks to The Cold Hard Football Facts for pointing out the grave disservice that history has done to Bart Starr. 

No Deion Sanders: It's a myth that Sanders can't tackle, but he's not a feared hitter. My CB selections are all among the hardest-hitting corners to ever play the game. My two starters hit so hard that the NFL had to change the rules! This overall preference for hard-hitters eventually shifted my thinking away from man-to-man specialists to the more versatile group of DBs I selected. 

No Jim Thorpe: I did not feel comfortable putting a player without footage to evaluate on my team (The player I saw the least footage of was Jack Christiansen. I later cut him, but I was very impressed with the handful of plays I saw.)

Overall: I realize the decision to cut Deion Sanders will not be popular. But I trust my gut and firmly believe I have assembled the best possible team. 

For a more detailed discussion of my selections, click here. For further explanation of my snubs, click here.

DEFENSE:  While today's NFL is defined by multiple looks and constant rotation, I'm going to be illustrating my defense through the lens of the Cover 6 defense with 3-3-5 personnel. I'm not presuming I will be using this look for the majority of snaps, I'm only using it as a tool to communicate my vision of how this defense can operate. I chose the Cover 6 because it allows each player I selected to do what makes them great. My variation is essentially a 4-3 Nickle package with Taylor as a DE, but the versatility of Polamalu and Taylor in coverage makes it incredibly flexible. 


Linebackers:
            The key reason I selected the Cover-6 is because it allows Derrick Brooks to play the Will role that sent him to Canton without taking Butkus away from the line of scrimmage. In the Cover-6 Butkus's role will be dropping into the hook/curl zone. Both Brooks and Butkus can stop the run and make plays downfield, so the key to this defense will be putting them in a position to do both. 

Secondary:
             The Cover 6 takes full advantage of my versatile secondary. Specifically, my corners will alternate between a deep quarter and curl/flat assignment and my safeties will alternate between a rangy deep-half assignment and a quarter-field, fill downhill in run support assignment. While Troy Polamalu's base assignment is technically the field-side flat coverage opposite Brooks, it gives him latitude to make plays all over a wide swath of turfLane and Blount both have the physicality to press their man at the line and support the run when they play the Cover-2 side and have the coverage skills to play the deep quarter on the Cover-4 side. Lott and Reed are both ball-hawks and ferocious hitters, both against receivers and runningbacks
             
Front Four:
             The defensive line will play a one-gap under concept with Greene as the 1-tech, White as the 3-tech, Jones on the strongside, and Taylor to the weakside. In today's pass-heavy NFL, defenses frequently shift gifted pass rushers to the inside to make room for additional outside rushers. White has the versatility to play effectively inside. Taylor is listed here as a pass rusher because it ought to be his primary role. However, his coverage skills are certainly strong enough to make the defense incredibly flexible.
  
Overall: 
             Football is a violent sport. The Cover 6 maximizes the amount of violence each of my players can deliver. While it might be tempting to put "shutdown" corners on every WR, it ultimately makes more sense to run a bend-don't-break scheme and give my players the chance to shed some blood. 

OFFENSE: My offense will be something of a throwback to the smashmouth days of yore. Obviously, I cannot simply bust out Vince Lombardi's playbook and expect to win. Gone are the days of 40+ rushing attempts per game. However, there's absolutely no reason a pass behind the line of scrimmage, or some short passes, can't be approached with same mindset that a power toss does. First and foremost, punish the man in front of you. While I must admit I have a much stronger vision of what my defense will be, I hope this core philosophy will ultimately help shape the eventual offensive package.

Passing game:
      Rice and Mackey are both among the greatest runners after-the-catch of all-time. And while it was well before his time, Motley perfectly fits the mold of the modern H-back. With these three in mind, I'm imagining a lot of screen passes so as to keep my O-line on the move and blowing-up LBs and DBs. I'm also hoping to exploit my power running game for lots of play action passing. 


Running game:
         With Jim Parker, John Hannah, and Forrest Gregg on the line, I'm imagining my bread and butter run plays will be outside power running with pulling offensive linemen. I plan on using a tandem backfield system with Brown and Sanders splitting carries -- lets say Brown 15 A/G; Sanders 10 A/G
          Lastly, in today's NFL, I am constantly looking at situations like this. Literally no one inside either of the guards. This is crazy to me! The defense is just giving up the middle of the damn field, and you're not going to take it!? In my system, we will keep the defense honest. Marion Motley will be on the field for most pass plays lining up where 87 is in the picture in the link above. He will play his old "Otto Graham's bodyguard" role, practically as effective as a 6th lineman. But if the defense dare give up the middle, we can audible to an up-the-gut draw play (a concept Motley helped pioneer with the Browns). 


Overall: Any "All-Time" team will obviously have weapons at every position. But it's still important to have an overall philosophy, a preferred method of attack, a standard from which to deviate. For me, I want a hard-nosed physically punishing running/short-pass attack to be the cornerstone of the offense. 

PS: For a look at my lingering doubts and alternate plans, click here.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Cover 4

Hey, I'm Bob.

Here are my thoughts on the all-time NFL team. I've written more than is probably healthy.

Gameday Roster
QB: Joe Montana                         Bart Starr      
HB: Jim Brown.                           Barry Sanders, Walter Payton
FB: Marion Motley.                
TE: John Mackey.                        Mike Ditka, Tony Gonzalez
WR: Jerry Rice, Don Hutson.      Paul Warfield, Lance Alworth, Michael Irvin, Steve Tasker
C: Dwight Stephenson.                Bruce Matthews
G: John Hannah, Jim Parker.       Larry Allen
T: Anthony Munoz, Forrest Gregg.   

DT: Joe Greene, Bob Lilly               Alan Page, Merlin Olsen

DE: Reggie White, Deacon Jones    Bruce Smith, Gino Marchetti
MLB: Dick Butkus.                          Jack Lambert
OLB: Lawrence Taylor, Jack Ham. (Derrick Brooks)Ted Hendricks, Bobby Bell
CB: Dick Lane, Mel Blount.             Herb Adderley, Rod Woodson, Darrell Green
S: Ronnie Lott, Emlen Tunnell.       Ed Reed

P: Ray Guy.                            Adam Vinateri
K: Adam Vinateri.                  Ray Guy
PR/KR: Darrell Green          (Jack Christiansen) Rod Woodson
LS: Bobby Bell.                      Bruce Matthews
H: Ray Guy.                            Bart Starr

Reserves: Sid Luckman, Bronko Nagurski, Jim Otto, Jonathan Ogden, Ray Lewis, Derrick Brooks, Jack Christiansen

( ) Players in reserve that will start in the event of injury

Responses to probable questions and objections...

Honorable Mentions: There are over 200 players in the NFL Hall of Fame, all of  whom would obviously be outstanding players on this team. The following players are the ones I most wish I had room on the roster for: Johnny Unitas, Emmitt Smith, Lorenzo Neal, Kellen Winslow, Raymond Berry, Mike Webster, Randall McDaniel, Art Shell,  Warren Sapp, Willie Davis, Mike Singletary, Kevin Greene, Willie Brown, Ken Houston, Larry Wilson. 

Depth: I have 26 players on offense, 25 on defense, and 2 on special teams (22, 22, and 2 dressed). My special teams players have each both kicked and punted in college, so they are each other's emergency backup. I only have three safeties dressed, but Rod Woodson can be shifted if there are two injuries in a single game. Ray Guy is also my emergency quarterback, as he was with the Raiders.

Deion Sanders as WR/KR: Deion Sanders does not hit hard enough to play for my defense. However, he is possibly the best athlete in the history of the league. I will play him as a return man and will give him a try at WR (sorry Devin Hester). It's entirely possible that he would have been one of the all-time great receivers had it been his full-time position. Besides, it would be no fun if I had "safe" picks at every position. You gotta roll the dice every now and again!  

No Randy Moss or Terrell Owens: While both are incredibly talented players, they are both a toxic presence in the locker room and are therefore not welcome on my team. This list is certainly not exhaustive. 

No Jim Thorpe: I did not feel comfortable putting a player without footage to evaluate on my team (The player I saw the least footage of was Jack Christiansen, but I was very impressed with what little I saw).

Back-up Quarterbacks: While few would be surprised with Joe Montana at #1, most people do not have Starr and Luckman in their top 10, let alone their top 3. But like Montana, both Starr and Luckman have incredible post-season passer ratings, incredible regular season stats (in their respective eras), and were true leaders on teams that became championship dynasties. The more difficult question is why Montana isn't 2nd or 3rd. The answer is that he has the highest championship game passer rating of all-time at a staggering 127.8. Special thanks to The Cold Hard Football Factswhose quarterback analysis, though we reached different conclusions, heavily influenced my own. 

Overall: I realize the decision to cut Sanders and Moss will not be popular. But I trust my gut, and I firmly believe I have assembled the best possible team.

STRATEGY

Defense: I will be running a base Cover-4 scheme. Lott and Tunnell are both rangy and smart enough to anticipate calls quick enough to make the interception and deliver devastating hits. Butkus might not have the mobility to play the deep middle of the Tampa 2, but he will be superb at "walling off" crossing concepts. 


Sunday, May 24, 2015

Books I've read

Books I've Read

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay
American Gods
The Andromeda Strain
Anthem
Brave New World
The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
Catch-22
Catcher in the Rye
Cat's Cradle
Dracula
Dubliners
Dune
Ender's Game
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Firestarter
Frankenstein
The Giver
Good Omens
Guards! Guards!
Handmaid's Tale
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I, Robot
Joy Luck Club
Lord of the Flies
Martian Chronicles
Murder on the Orient Express
Notes From the Underground
Neuromancer
Peter Pan
Pride and Prejudice
Ringworld
A Scanner Darkly
The Silence
Starship Troopers
Station Eleven
Stranger in a Strange Land
Tale of Two Cities
The Trial
The War of the Worlds
We, the Drowned
Who Could That Be At This Hour?
A Wrinkle in Time
Y: The Last Man
Zoo Story
Saga
Act Like It
The Spymaster's Lady

Ambitious Brew
Animals in Translation
Biography of Benjamin Franklin 
The Art of War
The Ascent of Money
Building Suburbia
Bureaucracy
Congress and the Decline of Public Trust
The Death and Life of Great American Cities
Essays in Sociology
Fat Man in the Middle Seat
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
In the Blink of an Eye
The Iraq War
Me Talk Pretty One Day
On War
The Policy Paradox
The Politics of Place
The Power Broker
Presidential Power and the Modern Presidents
The King of Vodka: The Story of Pyotr Smirnov and the Upheaval of an Empire

In the Queue -  
Poisonwood Bible
Gulliver's Travels
Three Musketeers 
Tom Jones (Henry Fielding)
The Plauge
Once and Future King
Dream of Scipio
Sometimes a Great Notion 
Jane Eyre
To the Lighthouse
Light in August
Father's and Sons
The Woman in White (suspense)
Paris 1919
Boys on the Bus

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Discussion of Each Selection

Discussion of each selection:

Note: I use the word "Consensus" below to refer the generally agreed upon best player at a given position within the football-world based on my research. I rely on the consensus here for brevity's sake. I don't need to explain why most people's #1 pick is my #1 pick, I just need to explain the oddball picks. Not all "consensus" players have the same level of backing and some player with a strong general consensus may have vocal detractors, but a consensus nonetheless exists.

Quarterbacks: This position was addressed in the blog, but I have a few thoughts to add here. It's no coincidence that my top 3 are the career ring-count leaders. Quarterback is the only position where championship success has been taken into consideration. Dick Butkus never made the playoffs, Barry Sanders didn't have much post-season success, but I'm not putting someone in the driver's seat who couldn't win the big one. Brady has 7 rings, Starr has 5, and Montana is tied with Terry Bradshaw and Sid Luckman at 4 (I don't count Otto Graham's AAFL rings). Montana over Bradshaw is obvious because Bradshaw's other stats aren't all that impressive. It's a much tougher call between Montana and Luckman. Ultimately, I'm coward enough to go with the more popular choice of Montana over Luckman. 

Runningbacks: Though no clear winner emerges, this is definitely the consensus triumvirate. I would suppose, if put to a national vote, Sanders would come out on top, but I prefer collision runners, and Brown barely noses out Sanders in rushing yards per attempt.

Fullbacks: Lots of people would categorize Jim Brown as a FB and start Brown and Sanders. This is bullshit. The fullback role has evolved into a blocking/receiving role and the old FB/HB distinction is now lost as big backs simply play in the same formations as smaller backs. With the new roles of fullback in mind, Motley and Nagurski quickly become the obvious choices. I bet there's a lot of people who would start Nagurski over Motley, but I like Motley's footwork and receiving ability better.

WR: After Rice, Moss, and Hutson, there are no consensus picks for 4th and 5th best WR of all time. Lance Alworth's ability to bring recognition and respect to the AFL and being the first AFL player inducted into the Hall of Fame is what was the deciding factor in selecting him. Owens was selected on the strength of his stats (top 3 in receiving yards and TDs). Hester is the consensus return man and Tasker is the consensus (practically the only) special teams player.

TE: Mackey and Ditka are the twin peaks of old-school TE physicality. While they're not exactly oddball choices, they're certainly the biggest indicator of my own old-school biases. Gonzalez is definitely the consensus pick and I have him way back at 3rd. Rob Gronkowski was selected based off his insane physicality (a rare power-blocker in today's game) and his high touchdown total.

OL: There's a part of me that wants to only field modern offensive linemen since the position has gained so much weight in the last 30 years. However, denying entire eras entre to the team defeats the whole purpose of an all-time team, so I treat players as undersized only if they were undersized in their era. Dwight Stephenson was undersized, but his highlight reel is my favorite to watch of any offensive lineman. Absolutely dominant. Hannah is the near-consensus best guard, and Parker's footage, ranking on the NFL films and sporting news top 100 lists, plus the testimony of Ron Wolf gets him my vote. Parker split his career equally at guard and tackle, so I put him at guard to make room for Munoz and Gregg. Munoz is the consensus best tackle (more important for positions without solid stats) and Gregg gets my vote based on the testimony of Vince Lombardi and Deacon Jones. You could argue that Matthews and Allen are better than anyone here, but I feel they're best utilized as reserve players for their versatility. I wanted a third center for depth, and Jim Otto is the toughest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

DT: While I have the players listed strictly by DT/DE on the roster, the backup roles become clear if you break it down by technique:
1-Tech: Greene, Page
3-Tech: White, Donald
Edge: Jones, Smith
Stand-Up Rush: Taylor, Bell, Hendricks

Certainly there's plenty of flexibility here in the event of multiple injuries. 
 
I worry that I have a old-timer bias at DT because Donald is a 3x Defensive Player of the Year, yet I'm not starting him. Earlier iterations of this list included Bob Lilly and Merlin Olsen, which literally made it the 70s All-Decade team. At least Alan Page has a league MVP to his name, something Donald cannot claim (although he did get voted #1 on the Top 100 Players list). But for now, I'm going with my gut and starting White over Donald even though White never strictly played 3-tech.

DE: Again, a consensus trio for my top 3 picks with no clear winner. Part of me wants to start Smith over Jones, but ultimately Jones's reputation sealed the deal. Marchetti's footage plus his spot on the Sporting News top 100 and NFL Networks Top 10 pass rushers secured his #4 spot. If Jones and Smith get hurt, I'd probably move White to DE and put Page or Donald in as the 3-tech. Marchetti also spent some time at Tackle, so he provides emergency depth on the O-Line. 

MLB: Butkus is the consensus pick (although he did get some knocks from CHFF and profootballreference., whom I both respect, but evidently not enough to sway me).  I picked Lewis and Lambert over the crowded field of Hall of Fame MLB talent because they thrived in systems similar to mine, specifically their noteworthy play in coverage. Lewis seems to be in the general conversation for best ever, whereas Lambert usually places outside the top 2. I think Lambert should be in the general best-ever conversation, but since he isn't, I'm putting Lewis at #2 and Lambert at #3.

OLB: Not a huge amount of competition here, largely because the most talented run-stopping/coverage backs are usually put in the middle (Stiffer competition for outside pass-rushing OLBs, but I wasn't really looking for those, LT being the exception, as he is in the top 3 pass rushers all-time). Dave Robinson and Dave Wilcox are the only HOF competition, and both waited decades to get in. Brooks and Ham are #2 and #3 on the depth chart because they are  more pass-coverage and system oriented than Bell (who doubled as DE) and Hendricks (a roaming, blitz-if-I-feel-like-it type).  And Bell and Hendricks are both major special teams contributors (Bell is the backup long-snapper and Hendricks unofficially has the most blocked kicks in NFL history).  Incredibly close call between starting Ham and Brooks. I went with Brooks because he is the harder-hitter.

CB: Easily my oddest bunch, but also where my team shows-off it’s unique identity. As I addressed in the blog, I favor players who can dish out serious physical punishment while also providing solid coverage rather than selecting the best pure cover corners (my picks for best pure cover corner would have been Deion Sanders, Darrell Green, Mike Haynes). Lane, Blount, and Adderley all fit this mold. Charles and Rod Woodson can also play at corner in the event of injuries.

S: Lott is the consensus pick. Tunnell was selected based on his #2 all-time interception total, footage, and the testimony of Sam Huff. Both secured their starting spots with their reputation as not just hard hitters, but among the hardest hitters. Rod Woodson was selected for interception total, footage, and corner/safety versatility. He and Charles Woodson had eerily similar careers, with a razor-thin margin separating the two. I ultimately gave more weight to All-Pro and Pro Bowl picks, which gives the nod to Rod. Reed was selected for interception total, footage, and special-teams ability. He's arguably more talented than either Woodson, but I wanted the 3rd safety to have a starting CB skillset (I see Charles Woodson as Rod's 2nd string back, with Reed as 2nd string to both Lott and Tunnell). Christiansen is easily the single oddest pick on the team. Until he recently made the NFL 100 team, I couldn't even find a highlight reel! He was picked as Devin Hester's backup because he is one of the greatest punt returners in the history of the game (it's absolutely criminal that he's never included in any top 10 list you see), is also a ferocious hitter (based on the testimony of Joe Schmidt), and lastly because he has an incredibly high career interceptions-per-game. Speaking of highlights, here's some of the best Chrisitansen plays  I could find online:
One
Two
Three

K: Unless you're judging purely on career FG%, Vinateri is the consensus pick, mostly for post-season dominance (also, closing speed.)

P: Guy is the consensus pick and only Hall of Fame punter.


Bonus: Here's a great paragraph on Tasker:
Tasker was certainly a unique player, and in many ways has the profile of a typical Hall of Famer. He was the best at his position, he changed the way the game was player, he shined brightest in the biggest moments, and he forced teams to gameplan around him. Tasker literally changed the way the game was played; the rule that requires the punting team's gunners to stay in bounds was designed to stop Tasker. Tasker made 7 Pro Bowls and was selected to the Associated Press' first-team All-Pro roster five times; before Tasker, special honors weren't given out to non-returner, non-kicker, special teamers. He blocked a punt in the Super Bowl and won the 1993 Pro Bowl MVP. He forced teams to, on occasion, put three blockers on him because as a gunner, he could get past just two men. If he didn't invent the idea of special teams star, he certainly encapsulated it. Tasker's career was as unique as it was noteworthy.


Here's a quick sentence from Gil Brandt about how Butkus's coverage skills would translate today's game: ...he had the athleticism to make plays in space. The game is much more open now than it was during Butkus' heyday, but he would have the same effect on the game today that he had then.